E-props? Is this the 'hip' lingo nowadays?
I've decided to keep a running tally of "I love you", "school sucks", flagrant disregard for the word "fuck", and "getting high".
Oh, Lord, what has the American youth today come to. I sincerely hope someone who knows this person reads this and sends me nasty email. I hate this girl a lot.
What does the 'hp' stand for? Hit Points? Hewlett-Packard? I'm going to go with 'has a penis'.
So Has a Penis here is clearly sexy, if you couldn't tell from this picture.
Still, if you couldn't tell, it's there in her name to reaffirm. Also, I think 'chica' is a way of saying that she's Hispanic. Because from looking at the picture, I thought she was Asian. Whew...thank goodness for that.
Now, clearly she is sexy if by 'sexy' you mean 'looks like a vampire injected with botox'. Plus, she's clearly a whore. Now, the spider monkey standing next to her with the dick-tickler 'stache is apparently her boyfriend.
What a tough Meh-hee-ka-no name! It strikes fear in my soul. He might cut me with his sparkling ribbons and pink Skip-It.
Another point for her stupidity. Here's the background to her xanga.
If you'll note, that bitchin' ride (is it hers or her import-kit monkey boyfriend's? any votes?) is black. The font of her xanga is also black. Strike anyone else as odd? Yeah. You can't read the fucking thing.
Let's take a look at her profile, shall we?
Name: Paola G.
Country: United States
Interests: cheerleading...going to church...smokin weed...being bored
Expertise: CHEERLEADING!!!!!, rollin up a FAT joint, break dancing, tap dancing, ballerina and acting. and some people think that im a little blonde on the inside!!
Take a look at 'interests'. Goin' to church. Smokin' weed.
I think that speaks for itself, aside from the fact that she is a high school student in the medical field. Doogie Howser!
Here's one of her recent entries:
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
I swear one day Emmy will pay for all the damage he causes my xanga!!!
Lesson #1 Don't EVER give your boyfriend your xanga password!!!
Lesson#2 Tell him to get his own xanga
Lesson#3 Make sure he knows you think AUDI's are ORGASMIC!!!
Lesson#4 Most important of all: Always read Paola's xanga no matter what it looks like!
You hear that, guys? Make sure you know AUDI's are ORGASMIC!! Just looking at the car makes me jizz my pants. So buy your girlfriend one, 'kay?
*shakes head and weeps*
Here's the tally for the front page of her journal:
I LOVE YOU!s: 3
School Sux 1
Life Sux 1
Getting High 2
Abuse of Exclamation Points 12
Grammar and Punctuation Abysmal